Heartburn.

Heartburn is the most disgusting feeling on the face of the planet.
I know what you're thinking but I have never had it until this past week. I always wondered why they called it heartburn and now I know. It's because it feels like your insides, all of them, are going to come out your throat but not in the throw up way, in the "I'm turning inside out" way.
I have never ever consumed a Tums in my life but it is the TOP priority of the day tomorrow. I hear those things are like candy to some women when they are pregnant....I can't wait!

Seriously, my husband needs to come home because if all I have to write about is my heartburn, something is really missing!