Hives

Samantha: Woke up with horrible hives all over her body.

Mom: Gave Samantha Benadryl, stripped her clothes and diaper off to give her some relief.
Called the doctor for good measure.

Nurse: "Yes, give her Benadryl. The doctor said it could be anything. An allergic reaction, a reaction to the sun, something she ate. Has she eaten anything new in the last couple of days?"

Mom: "You mean the bottle of lotion, the mascara, the dirt, the crayon or the worm?"

Nurse: "Yeah, it will go away, just keep a close eye on her"

Mom: (to herself) "That was me keeping a close eye on her!"

Samantha: LOVED being naked all day. Started potty training herself. Pooped on the potty, on her own, the entire day. (the pee never made it in)