plan? what plan?

I had a plan today.

Get up.
Go on run.
Breakfast/dressed/clean up.
Have neighbor watch kids while I get possessed car to the exorcist to have demons removed.
Come home and do crafts with neighbor kids.
Lunch/Nap/work on cake.
Hang out.
Make pineapple hamburgers for dinner on grill.
Hang out.
Go to bed.

yea.

Get up was all that happened as planned.

Got up late.
No run.
Breakfast, sort of - in need of some serious groceries.
Car people/exorcist not available until tomorrow - Cancel neighbor/crafts
Clean up/dressed/make grocery list
Go grocery shopping - Kids were awesome!
Lunch with a friend who we ran into in Target - Kids were horrible!
Hobby Lobby - found awesome dining room table for $150 on clearance! - Kids were horrible!
Nap/Work on Cake
the frosting flopped: I had NO PEAKS Martha....where are my peaks!!!????
the cake was not turning out: what is that hole in the middle of my cake!!!???
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
All of the sudden two hours had gone by - no rest for mommy today
Played outside, forgot about hamburgers
Bologna sandwiches and applesauce for dinner - yum.
Back to Hobby Lobby to return the table because it dawned on me that it was plywood - which would explain the $150 price tag - boooo.
Back to store to buy more icing material but lo and behold, they carried buckets of premade decoraters icing. (ssshhhh...don't tell!) phew.
Home to kiss babies goodnight, eat some heated up Amy's enchiladas for my dinner (I couldn't do the Bologna!) and work on the cake.
Pooped. I am pooped.

Even this post is not going according to plan...too wordy, too detailed, too much.
going to bed.

update:
tried to take shower - shower broken - 30 minutes later Jake wasn't able to fix it
just went to bed
power went out in the middle of the night - alarm clock didn't reset - woke up late again.
forgot Jake had to work super early anyway - no run, again.
I am running this afternoon....period. (ha! at least, that's my "plan")

now it's just getting funny.