what happens when you're on the phone,

and you are the mother to two year old twins,

I only talked for for 3 min and 26 seconds....these stairs and that hallway and this living room were clean when I answered the call.

I'm just sayin'.

(I just showed Sophie this picture, asked her who did that and she shrugged her shoulders, raised her eye brows and said, "Um. I don't know? Nobody.", to which I said, "No, you and Nora did that!", to which she said, "Um. No. Nobody."

ok.)