for the record.
This little Miss (Nora) was THE first one in our clan to mock me behind my back, but in my ear shot, when I was threatening something but messed up my words.
Me: If you spit at your sister again I'm going to put Vanilla on your face....in your mouth.
(they were spitting in each other's faces...it messed me up!)
Nora and Samantha: hee hee hee...
Me: I. am. not. laughing. (I really wasn't, I was serious)
Me: (I had turned my back and left the room) well...maybe just a little, but I'm serious, if you spit I'll put vanilla on your tongue.
Nora: (under her breath but loud enough for me to hear and in her sing-song tone of voice) I'm gonna put vanilla on your face...hee hee hee....
Me:(I dashed back in the room and tickled her until she screamed...she deserved it and I had to teach her a lesson...a lesson that told her it didn't bother me. It might have scared me, but it didn't bother me ;-)
stinker.
2 comments:
I could learn from you.
I'm thinking that would NOT have been my reaction.
But I think I like your reaction better.
so tell me, is vanilla the height of punishment in the Panter house? I know it isn't tasty, but I would go with garlic or something...actually, I wouldn't go with food at all...why ruin food by using it as punishment :P I'm just wondering :)
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