dissect owl pellets on the living room floor.
do handwriting while mommy gets project ready.
mommy attempts to chop her left index finger off with Ikea's largest butcher knife.
key word: attempt.
my finger is still there.
I held it above my head applying pressure while I counted to 200.
Had Lydia get a band aid open.
Sent the kids away.
Put the band aid on as quick and tight as I could.
It looked gross.
Called a friend to talk me down/listen me down while I continued to hold my hand above my head.
I calmed down but I kept that hand raised for like an hour.
Haven't opened the band aid yet.
It's almost 5pm.
Sounds like a job for Jake.
#1 - we are buying kites for our Ben Franklin study - not making them. I like my finger. Thank you very much.
#2 - I'm going to come up with a pain-free plan for Tuesday. This bites.