Monday, July 29, 2013
speaking of real smiles.
note to self:
if you go to the dentist and get one shot on one side of your mouth and THREE on the other side,
#1 - do not attempt to drink water when you get in the car, you will make a fool of yourself.
#2 - do not choose to eat a salad with large pieces of lettuce for lunch, you will have to physically hold your lips together in order to NOT make a fool of yourself.
#3 - do not attempt to smile, it just looks like you are smirking at whoever you are trying to smile at and then they look at you funny, because you're, making a fool of yourself.
#4 - DO NOT choose to watch Robin Hood (the Kevin Costner, bestest one ever, one) as your 'movie to pass time with' - while in pain being stabbed over and over and over and over again, it does not relax you to watch people's hands being cut off or father's hung or eyes being gauged out.....
again, just a note to self.
maybe you'll need this advice one day too.