it's good to be a twin

because then, when you tell your mommy that you're hungry an hour after lunch and she grabs your entire sandwich out of the trash and tells you to finish that if you're that hungry and you still don't want in but aren't allowed to get up from the table until it's gone so you are there so long that you fall asleep but your mommy and daddy were working in the yard so they kinda forgot about you, 

YOUR TWIN knows exactly where you are at all times and comes to rescue you by requesting that you be allowed to get up now, even though you couldn't have possibly asked that yourself because again, you were asleep.

In this case, and many others, it is good to be a twin.

Someone is always looking out for you, even if your mommy and daddy aren't!

(Jake and I both felt so bad that I picked her up as soon as Nora came to get us and Jake fought me for her - I handed her over and he promptly let her finish her nap on his chest - which means he got a nap too - I should have fought a little harder!)